The Lone Ranger

By: Author Unknown

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert.
They set up the tent, and are asleep.

Some hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful
friend "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you
see."

"Me see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Tonto pondered for a minute.

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
planets.

"Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

"Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
past three.

"Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all powerful
and we are small and insignificant.

"Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow. What it tell you, Kemo Sabe?"

The Lone Ranger was silent for a moment, then he said.

"Tonto, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent!"

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